I've already established that I want this movie to not suck, which it will probably do no matter what I offer the heathen gods of Hollywood. When it does end up chock full of horrible, I will probably rage and then fall into a quivering mass of weeping. It doesn't come out until July 2, but I've just seen the first thing that makes me want to call down my wrath upon M. Night Shyamalan. But first, a little exposition.
This is Appa. He's a six-ton flying bison. I have no idea how he flies, but he does, and he's adorable. He carries everyone around during the show, and he's kind of an unstoppable force, but he makes up for that by being, again, adorable. He's in the movie. I have no idea what he looks like on screen. But I've just seen the toy.
Wha...?
What?
WHY?!
I'm about to start quivering. Tears will soon follow.
Son, I am disappoint.
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